Chip by @CynicalMinion

chip’s a good boy

sauntering towards the farmer’s market

just enough room in his backpack

for one perfect treat

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chip begins judging the fruits

the vegetables and the candy

all in one glance

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the fruit’s out of season

that looks like a really sweet peach

but there’s that spot there

ready to rot

and of course it’s tuesday

so half the bananas

are still way too green

and will probably give him gas

and then there’s the veggies

green peppers are always good

but the red ones always

taste better fresh

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the candy only looks good

it’ll be too sweet

and it’s not even on

the shopping list

and there’s last week’s

cucumber getting ready

for next week’s

tossed salad

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chip is hungry this afternoon

so he’s gotta buy something, right?

but he’s craving a red pepper

and there aren’t any here

·

chip finishes hoping

for the perfect treat

trudges slowly

back towards home

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chip shouldn’t be able to give the market

this simplistic once-over and dismissal

he should find a zucchini for tonight’s dinner

·

but chip’s a good boy

and that’s not what good boys do…

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Raw Screenshot from The Orphan Killer 2 Bound x Blood Photo by Matt Farnsworth, Creator Releasing 2015  ©™ Full Fathom 5 Productions LLC
Raw Screenshot from The Orphan Killer 2 Bound x Blood
Photo by Matt Farnsworth, Creator
Releasing 2015
©™ Full Fathom 5 Productions LLC
“The characters Marcus Miller, and Babysister are owned by  Matt Farnsworth”
©™ Full Fathom 5 Productions LLC
Full Fathom 5 Productions LLC All Rights Reserved

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